"VEIWING ENCORAGE AND WELLCOME"

broken-mower

Three out of four words wrong in one sentence. And in Comic Sans as big as it’ll go. Slow clap. Such a slow clap that my hands still haven’t touched together yet. Still haven’t. Still haven’t.

*Clap*

Thanks to Hoopy for finding this monstrosity.

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5 Comments

  • June 22, 2012 - 8:42 am | Permalink

    “WAS A EXCELLENT RUNNER BEFORE THE COIL PACKED IN” – So, it worked until broke too…
    I particularly like the fact that the engine is “BULLIT PROFF”.

    • Feral Techie
      June 22, 2012 - 9:45 am | Permalink

      BULLIT PROFF. TSETED WITH BULLIT.

  • Feral Techie
    June 22, 2012 - 9:44 am | Permalink

    Huh, I don’t get the Comic Sans. Possibly because it’s not installed here.
    “100% TRUTHFULL DESCIPTION TO THE BEST OF MY KNOLADGE” doesn’t exactly encourage me to think his knoladge is up to much.

  • Hoopy
    June 22, 2012 - 10:00 am | Permalink

    It’s catching. There’s some strange block asking the seller a question now…

    Crazy eBay Question ManQ: U having a laugh . U always give an 100% truthful description . All I put is use to be a good runner . I use to be a good runner…

  • Hoopy
    June 22, 2012 - 10:01 am | Permalink

    Ahh, the tags don’t quite work as I’d hoped.

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