"WOULD MAKE A NICE WALL ORNIMENT"

accordion-wall-covering

(a) No it wouldn’t, it’s an accordion. It’s a significantly three-dimensional object, so it’d be like sticking a cardboard box to your wall. The space beneath would be rendered void, plus you’d need good rawlplugs or to get lucky and find a bit of timber due to the weight.

(b) ORNAMENT. You managed to get accordion right but messed up ornament? Some people have the oddest brains.

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3 Comments

  • May 18, 2012 - 10:34 am | Permalink

    Accordion + Ornament = Accordiment?

  • Feral Techie
    May 18, 2012 - 11:19 am | Permalink

    You could always embed it into the wall, thus allowing you to play accordion duets with passing strangers.

  • anonymous[1]
    May 18, 2012 - 3:14 pm | Permalink

    …it’s an accordion. It’s a significantly three-dimensional object, so it’d be like sticking a cardboard box to your wall.
    I think I can imagine a way to make this accordion considerably more two-dimensional. Just need to find someone with a four-wheel drive 3/4 ton pick-up truck. Or would a lorry be more appropriate?

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