"I dont want to go back in that loft again"

hubert-the-self-selling-bear

Rare example of a listing written from the perspective of the item. Poor item. It’s bad enough having your eyes and nose bitten off then spending 25 years going bald in a loft as moths slowly eat your flesh away, and then, when you are finally allowed out, some idiot puts poorly-written words in your mouth and tries to extort money from strangers in return for your freedom.

Who sells their childhood teddy anyway? What sort of ANIMAL would do that?

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One comment

  • Feral Techie
    May 11, 2012 - 11:21 am | Permalink

    Good condition except for bloodstains around mouth and remaining claws.

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