Rare example of a listing written from the perspective of the item. Poor item. It’s bad enough having your eyes and nose bitten off then spending 25 years going bald in a loft as moths slowly eat your flesh away, and then, when you are finally allowed out, some idiot puts poorly-written words in your mouth and tries to extort money from strangers in return for your freedom.
Who sells their childhood teddy anyway? What sort of ANIMAL would do that?