"AS I OPENED THE PHONE BIT OF PLASTIC FEEL OUT WERE THE SCREEN AND TOUCH PAD RIBONS PLUGS INTO THE PHONE"

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So you broke it TWICE. Why not take it outside and stamp on it as well, then wrap it up in a bag full of stones and throw it into the sea, just to make sure it never comes back to life?

If you hate the thing so much, buy an iPhone next time.

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4 Comments

  • Feral Techie
    April 21, 2012 - 9:20 pm | Permalink

    “But it was still twitching, so I thought: eBay!”

  • Morgan
    April 24, 2012 - 12:38 pm | Permalink

    Right. Finally. It took some time chaps but I have tracked him down and managed to resuscitate. Gigerpunk is back, appears to be functioning as normal (**note – relative term. No dialogue will be entered into if you are not completely satisfied).
    At least I assume thats what happened. Certainly the trackers took my money and promised they would find him, ‘fix’ him, and the site would come back on line…
    Anyone want to help with the cost ?

  • April 24, 2012 - 5:42 pm | Permalink

    Is this thing properly back now?
    I refuse to change my ‘internet routine’ for sporadic updates.
    I’ll need at least a week’s worth of regular updates before I come back to you for the make-up sex thing.

  • April 25, 2012 - 1:47 pm | Permalink

    Morgan – I’d ask for my money back if I were you.
    Phorenzik – No idea; enjoy it while it lasts, I say. Revel in the thrill of the unexpected.

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