"4ft Long .. Emo.. Goth Alternative .. Unusual"

Most. Disturbing. Novelty condom. Ever.

“This is a genuine shredded skin from my pet snake Shhhteven !!!”

Shredded? Like the wheat?
So, could be an awful contraceptive or cereal.
Or ornament, if I’m honest.

“He’s a lovely corn snake”

That’s important to know when buying skin; whether the previous owner/wearer was nice or not.
And that they gave it up voluntarily, I suppose.

“and this is his last shed and is about 4ft long”

Wonder how many other people will find this auction, looking for something more like this?

“It’s in one piece and even has the little eye caps which I’ve been told is quit unusual !!”

One piece. So, not shredded?
That rules out the cereal option, then; That’s something at least.
I guess that just leaves the condom or ornament options.
Somewhat torn as to which would be worse.
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  • matt
    February 8, 2012 - 10:54 am | Permalink

    there are already snake-shaped condoms, made of rubber ofc

  • Feral Techie
    February 8, 2012 - 11:37 am | Permalink

    I never ask whether the previous owner gave it up voluntarily. Let me dream.

  • February 15, 2012 - 4:40 pm | Permalink

    If this sells. I’m putting my cats last hairball on ebay too…. Includes added gastric juices and a part digested mouse head.

  • Glen
    May 6, 2012 - 10:12 pm | Permalink

    I thought it was a small up-side down foot wearing a slipper. I really did. I was actually relieved when I realised it was a finger and a shredded snake skin.

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