"I'm not 100% gurntee"

Sent in by “@NickH1982” – Thanks, Nick(H1982)!

“These Ipod Dock working.”

Which iPod dock? There’s more than one?

“when switch on everything working nothing”

Everything working nothing.
Clear. As. Mud.

“I can see anything wrong but i’m not expert.”

If you’re able to see anything that’s wrong you ought to go professional, that’s quite a talent.
But, going by this auction, I’d suspect you have a blind spot when it comes to literacy.

“I’m not 100% gurntee this item.”

I’m not surprised, is anyone?
How does one ‘gurntee’, anyway?
Does it involve pulling faces on a golf course, or is it more like this?


“no original box, only power adapter and doking station.”

Oh well, as long as the doking station’s included. Whatever that is.

“If you are unsure of the quality of the item from our description & photos please contact me”

It’s working, everything working nothing, you can see anything wrong, but you’re not 100% gurntee and only the power adapter and doking station are included.
Nope, that’s all pretty clear I think, don’t see why anyone would need to contact you there.

“Kept in animal and smoke free enviroment.”

Kept in a grammar and spelling-free enviroment, you mean.
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  • Feral Techie
    January 27, 2012 - 11:28 am | Permalink

    It’s cleaned up quite nicely for something that’s been kept in an animal, but I bet it’s corroded inside.
    “when I post I will pack safe for journey.” – yeah, don’t forget some cash in your sock and a woolly hat.

  • anonymous[1]
    January 27, 2012 - 1:57 pm | Permalink

    “Unencumbered by the thought process.”
    After Feral Techie, but before Jody Barton.

  • Stagefrightinsteadofname
    January 27, 2012 - 5:52 pm | Permalink

    You found the guy that’s been writing all the world’s electronics manuals for the past 30 years.

  • matt
    January 28, 2012 - 2:29 pm | Permalink

    Gurn tee, you should watch more X-Factor http://goo.gl/c91oZ

  • narsfweasels
    March 23, 2012 - 7:25 am | Permalink

    Ah-HA! Now we know what GigerPunk looks like! Minions! Initiate the Human Flesh Search!

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