"THE TRUTH IS I DONT KNOW"


Sent in by Jay Prospero – Thanks Jay!

“I AM SELLING THIS PHONE AS FAWLTY”

Ooooh! A celebrity look-alike seller!
Who gets to be Manuel? The buyer, I assume?

“THE TRUTH IS I DONT KNOW IF IT IS AS THIS USED TO BE MY SONS PHONE.”

Nonono, it’s “I know nothing about the horse” and that was Manuel’s line anyway!
Tch. I’m going to sell you to a vivisectionist.

“SWITCH THE PHONE ON AND IT JUST SAYS INSERT SIM CARD.”

Oh well, I suppose that’s more testing than most people seem to do.
Jay also sent in a handy matching box you can put it in, thought I’m not sure the binmen would be particularly bothered, either way.
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6 Comments

  • Hoopy
    January 26, 2012 - 10:52 am | Permalink

    Before Feral Techie.

  • Feral Techie
    January 26, 2012 - 1:33 pm | Permalink

    Evil never sleeps. Therefore I am not evil, no matter what my psychiatrist says.
    Hmm, withdrawn, “no longer available”. Found the charger? Put a SIM in and it actually worked, so selling it as working?

  • Enn
    January 26, 2012 - 5:59 pm | Permalink

    After Feral Techie.

  • anonymous[1]
    January 26, 2012 - 6:18 pm | Permalink

    Maybe he should try hitting it with his hamster.
    (After Hoopy, Feral Techie & Enn.)

  • matt
    January 26, 2012 - 11:47 pm | Permalink

    You can’t handle the truth!

  • morgan
    January 27, 2012 - 10:06 am | Permalink

    hammer…hammer… hammer sandwich ! ci !
    (After Hoopy, Feral Techie, Enn, Anonymous and matt)

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