"Only covered 70870 miles."


“Twin sunroofs are in perfect working order”

Have the ejector seats been deployed?

“It would be great for a new driver as it’s cheap to run and insurance is very cheap.”

At least until the insurance company find you’ve been driving like this, obviously.

“Only covered 70870 miles.”

But how much of that was covered on the ground and how much whilst airborne?

“The car is in very it’s great for its 17 years old.”

Okay…gave up halfway through and decided to go with ‘good for its age’, huh?

“Starts first time every time.
TAX – 6 months TAX.
MOT – 12 months MOT.
Interior of the car is like new.
The car has all its original sets of keys.
The car drives very well, has a 5 speed gearbox.
Rear seat belts fitted.
Nearly new tyres.
New battery fitted.
New belts.
New set of clutch
New clutch cable.
All brake pads and shoes are changed, also all brake fluid system is nearly new.
No power steering.”

Now, was that before or after that picture was taken?

“These cars are getting very rare now in this condition and mileage.”

Is it any wonder?

“Viewing is very welcome before end of auction. “

Just look up.
You may need to duck a bit.

“No rust at the bottom of any of its doors.
Front and rear arches and sealls with NO rust and NO bubbles.”

Those brown marks on the front wing and passenger door must be something else then.

“I am only selling it because I have too many cars, including five Pandas.”

I think many people would say owning one panda is too many, I suspect five is the sign of an unhinged mind.

“Cash on collection.”

And no laughing.

“Make your best offer for this CAR.”

Yes. CAR.
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  • Feral Techie
    January 16, 2012 - 11:37 am | Permalink

    Is that a bit coming loose from the belly pan, or is it meant to be like that? — questions not to ask the vendor.

  • JaseSpace
    January 16, 2012 - 3:01 pm | Permalink

    You’re back ! Praise the lawd ! And what a beautiful motor !

  • anonymous[1]
    January 16, 2012 - 6:51 pm | Permalink

    Hover Car. James Bond had one of those, didn’t he? Or maybe I’m thinking of the low budget version of Back To The Future.
    Welcome back GP. Some kind of an extended Christmas break?

  • January 16, 2012 - 8:44 pm | Permalink

    Hoorah! The broken tat merchant is back!

  • phorenzik
    January 18, 2012 - 2:15 pm | Permalink

    +1 What the Cap’n said.

  • matt
    January 18, 2012 - 3:31 pm | Permalink

    I lived through f*cking 2012 and where’s my flying car and robot hmm??!

  • morgan
    January 18, 2012 - 5:56 pm | Permalink

    WooHoo ! ZorgII is alive ! May the “Tatfest” begin.

  • matt
    January 21, 2012 - 11:21 pm | Permalink

    giger you’ve got to find Gary’s ebays somehow. I bet my balls they’re the most lying far out shit you’d ever make up

    • January 23, 2012 - 10:12 am | Permalink

      My money’s on it all being second hand ‘review’ models of phones and hatching eggs.

  • Zorg
    January 23, 2012 - 11:51 am | Permalink

    The last item I sold was a pair of £4 charity shop jeans that I couldn’t get along with (low crotch, pockets that things fall out of). Made a £13 profit. Felt bad.

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