"CANNOT BE BOTHERD GETTING IT CHECKED OUT"

“I HAVE THIS TV WHICH I BOUGHT JUST OVER A YEAR AGO I STILL HAVE THE RECIEPT MANUALS AND EVERTHING FOR THE TV.”

Just over a year ago? Warranty’s run out already?
I’m sure you could still get it checked out, couldn’t you? There’s probably still the manufacturer’s warranty isn’t there?

“THE REASON FOR THIS SALE IS BECAUSE JUST THE OTHER DAY I HAD RED N GREEN LINES APPEARING ON THE SCREEN, AND CANNOT BE BOTHERD GETTING IT CHECKED OUT OR REPAIRED”

I have to say, that’s an impressive level of apathy, even by my standards.
And yet you can be bothered to do an ebay auction.
But can’t be bothered to spell ‘bothered’ correctly.

“MAY BE A SIMPLE FIX, YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK ON THE PICTURES TO SEE WHAT I MEAN.”

Have you tried percussive maintenance (i.e. giving it a thump)? That always used to work on old TV sets.
No, not on the screen, and certainly not with a wii controller.
Of course, that would most likely involve having to get up off your arse to try, so I can see why you might not bother.

“THIS TV COST ME ALOT OF MONEY AND STILL COSTS ALOT OF MONEY IF YOU TAKE A LOOK ON PRICERUNNER OR ANY OTHER WEBSITES.”

And yet you still can’t be bothered to even try getting it fixed.
You realise you’ll have to get up to post it if it sells? Oh wait, collection only.
Are you expecting people to come into your living room to disconnect it too?

“IT IS ONE OF THE TOP OF THE RANGE LCD TVS MADE BY SONY.”

Yeah, well, not like that it isn’t.

“CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFO AND I WILL BE HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS”

Any questions?
If the Earth is round, why are tables flat?
What colour is a mirror?
How do you pronounce the word ‘ghoti’?

“THE WINNER WILL HAVE TO PICK UP THE TELEVISION “

Or the binmen.
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6 Comments

  • Feral Techie
    November 18, 2011 - 11:25 am | Permalink

    Judging from that picture: “There’s this black square over my stories and I can’t be botherd to find out what it is.”

  • Scott
    November 18, 2011 - 12:46 pm | Permalink

    It has a 3 year warranty! somebody bought this for £191, get the receipt, get a new one. Bargain, new tv 46″ tele for £191. The seller is a moron, or he stole it.

  • November 18, 2011 - 1:31 pm | Permalink

    Not mentioned in auction:
    “Receipt is a hand-written one from ‘Dave’, normally found just outside Joyces, Hangar Lane.”

  • matt
    November 18, 2011 - 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Tag “lazy” is missing

  • November 18, 2011 - 5:42 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, well, I suppose I could set one up, but, y’know…

  • anonymous[1]
    November 18, 2011 - 6:32 pm | Permalink

    “CONTACT ME FOR MORE INFO AND I WILL BE HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS”
    Is Jody Barton somehow involved in the disappearance of Gary C.?

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