Submitted by frequent contributer “Hoopy” with the short but to-the-point summation “Gibberish”.
I’ll be honest, I wasn’t sure whether to use it as I feared we may be making fun of someone with dyslexia, rather than just being genuinely thick.
“for sell matsui 7 digital picture frame model pf a701w i sell this for spares or repairs,no accessories,work or not i not have info,free delyvery only to uk,thanks”
But then I noticed some of their other auctions and they seem to be fairly consistent in their use of the phrases “for sell” and “free delyvery” along with their belief that there’s a car manufacturer called “mercedes benc“.
Maybe the sale of these goods will buy them a dictionary, or perhaps go towards paying for them to have some primary-school-level English lessons. Whether that will work or not i not have info…
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“I say, Rodders, shall we try to make some money on the tat from Auntie’s attic?”
“Absolutely, Rollers, but don’t you suppose we might be thought to be two toffs on the make?”
“Not a problem, Rodders!”