"CAGE LAPTOPS"


Conflicted feelings today: Happy because we have a submission from “Ian” (Thanks Ian!), but sad because it’s brought this sad state of affairs to our attention.
Won’t somebody please stop this cruel trade in cage-fighting laptops?

“WE ARE OFFERING A CAGE OF 100 LAPTOPS”

No thanks, I’ll stick with free-range ones.

“WE RECEIVE APPROXIMATELY 200 UNITS PER DAY READY FOR SALE.”

By “Ready for sale”, I assume you mean “Ready for the bin”?
Or they’re ready for sale before you put them in cages to fight it out, then sell what’s left afterwards?

“DAMAGE VARIES ON UNITS. SOME POWER UP, OTHERS HAVE BROKEN SCREENS, A FEW MAY HAVE LIQUID DAMAGE.”

And some have had fluorescent tubes or folding chairs smashed over them?
That’s a few different categories ticked then.

“THERE IS NO GUARANTEE AS TO WHAT YOU MAY RECEIVE.”

Oh, I think you’ll find there is.
Guaranteed tat.
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3 Comments

  • Feral Techie
    November 4, 2011 - 11:55 am | Permalink

    Two laptops enter! One laptop leaves!
    Well, it could be worse. They could be battery reared. (Sorry.)

  • November 4, 2011 - 3:28 pm | Permalink

    Like Robot Wars, but with more flapping about I guess. Bound to be a gently smoking Vaio in the corner…. Before the bout starts.

  • Stagefrightinsteadofname
    November 4, 2011 - 6:40 pm | Permalink

    Boot up, RSOD etc.

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