"it's my Aunty"

“This iPhone is in my draw for ages”

X – “This iPhone has been in (or was in) my drawer for ages”

“it’s my Aunty is,”

It’s your Aunty? Really?
X – No, it isn’t.
“It was your Aunt’s.”

“she given me ages ago”

X – “She gave it to me ages ago”

“so Just wanna get some money from it.”

X – “So, ungrateful money-grabbing little oik that I am, I just want to get some money from it”

“This phone charge well but when I connect to iTunes it’s not recognize is it have no time research about it so it’s in quick sale.”

X – “Charges”
X – “Recognised”
X – “I have no time for researching it” or “no time to research it”
X – “in for a quick sale”

“It’s sell as faulty and repair no return”

X – “Sold“. Or “For sale

“you are bidding for iphone it self”

X – “The iPhone itself
                                           
0/10 – See me after class!
                                           
Illiteracy – Is there an app for that?
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3 Comments

  • Feral Techie
    September 29, 2011 - 11:32 am | Permalink

    My father was a test tube and my aunty is an iphone is.

  • September 29, 2011 - 1:33 pm | Permalink

    I fear for the boy after class

  • matt
    October 4, 2011 - 3:06 am | Permalink

    Reading this auction’s description made me a bit more ignorant.

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