"totally useless"


Oh dear. Let’s hope this isn’t the start of a ‘damaged jugs’ trend.

“this jug has lost its handle”

So it’s more of a vase now?

“and there is a hole in the side where the hadle used to fit”

Oh, more of a colander then?

“i have NO idea what it is made of”

Seriously? No idea at all?
I think you could possibly hazard a guess at “Metal”.

“it weighs 117 grams”

I mean that’s a clue right there that it’s not made of polystyrene.
Or paper.
Or gas.

“written on the base it says: E. Stacey and Son, successors to John Vickers, Brittania Place, Sheffield”

And I think, given Sheffield’s age-old reputation for metallurgy, we can safely rule out “sislicone” too.
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2 Comments

  • Feral Techie
    September 22, 2011 - 11:19 am | Permalink

    Could be used, for, um…

    I got nothing.

  • CrispyF
    September 22, 2011 - 5:53 pm | Permalink

    Looks a bit like an evil bird, perched there. A fat, steely raven. Sell it to the Wiccan mob, I say. “Created in the eternal flames of ancient Sheffield”.

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