"HIS MOTHER'S SMILE"

“One small defect on the edge as shown in picture”

Oh yes, because that’s what spoils it, isn’t it?
The chip at the edge.
Not the whole design, oh no.
Because that would most likely be treasonous to suggest.
As would suggesting it would probably be an ideal plate for dieters – You’d leave more food on the plate for fear of exposing that grin underneath.
But I wouldn’t suggest that of course, as I don’t want to end up in the tower.
What a lovely plate. Shame about that damage at the edge.

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2 Comments

  • August 4, 2011 - 10:58 am | Permalink

    When did he last have hair like that?

  • Feral Techie
    August 4, 2011 - 11:21 am | Permalink

    I hope it’s been made with carcinogenic ink. The purchasers have a wonderful slow death from cancer to make everyone be nice to them for a bit, and the rest of us don’t have to worry about them breeding. Everybody wins.

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