“Might be getting a little obsessed…
Found another non broken but stupid one:
Byee, Hels x”
Yes, it may not technically be broken, but it’s not exactly right either.
“Found in a pack of normal cheese and onion Hula Hoops on a sunny day in Stratford Upon Avon.”
It’s the little background details in an auction that really help paint a picture, isn’t it?
I wonder if Stratford-upon-Avon Tourist board would be interested in using this giant crisp as a potential draw for tourists?
Would make a change from their usual schtick anyway and let’s face it, this sort of thing is “Such stuff as dreams are made on“.
Especially if eaten just before bedtime, anyway.
“Crisps dimensions are approx 3 times the size of a standard Hula Hoop.”
Obviously we’ll just have to take their word for that, seeing as they haven’t supplied anything else in the photo you can use to judge the scale.
“Golden in colour, Cheesy/oniony aroma.”
Thank god it’s just a fried potato snack we’re talking about here.
“Crisp has not been touched by the seller, it has been treated with kit gloves since discovery this lunchtime.”
Kit gloves? Did they assemble them themselves?