Who on earth still uses the word “pop” to describe a beverage? If you ever do get this phone working again, it’ll be stuffed full of photographs of Dame Vera Lynn.
Unless if by “pop” the seller means the ashes of his cremated father, in which case we apologise for any offence caused at this difficult time.

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Presumably then the seller spilt a small amount of his ‘pop’ on it whilst wanking over a picture of Vera!
That’s kinky even by ‘Retro Porn’ standards.