"BBC DALEK"

“fOR SALE BBC DALEK iVE PUT THE BATTERYS IN AND IT DOES NOT WORK.”

Well, like all old weaponry sold on ebay, it has to be deactivated, doesn’t it?

“ALL THE THREE PLUNGER AND LASER ARE MISSING.”

Missed a trick there, surely that would’ve been the ideal opportunity to bark

“ITS!  VISION!  IS!  IMPAIRED!”?

Also, it’s now unable to help out with a blocked sink.*
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*Obligatory dalek/plunger joke, required by law. It’s either that, asking where the matching salt cellar is or the ill-informed one about their supposed inability to climb stairs.

5 Comments

  • Feral Techie
    May 12, 2011 - 12:43 pm | Permalink

    REAL Daleks don’t need levitation discs. They level the building.
    Even with all the bits missing it still looks more like a Dalek than the new-style ones they tried last year.

  • Mattbot
    May 12, 2011 - 12:55 pm | Permalink

    Judging by the keyboard skills shown by this seller I’d suggest perhaps the battery was fitted the wrong way round. Or the sELLER accidentally selected a turnip instead of a battery.
    Clearly my life would be greatly enhanced by owning this Dalek, but £20?! WHO would pay that?

  • GigerPunk
    May 12, 2011 - 1:11 pm | Permalink

    WHO indeed.
    (I’m assuming that was a deliberate witticism rather than an ironic slip of the capslock. I’m feeling generous.)

  • Eks
    May 12, 2011 - 3:59 pm | Permalink

    He could have sawn the top off and replaced it with the top half of the broken action man (http://www.bitbroken.com/2010/09/palitoy-action-man-with-flocked-hair-for-sparesrepair/), a bit of jiggery pokery with a Sonic the Hedgehog screwdriver and hey presto – A WORKING DAVROS!

  • MrMoth
    May 13, 2011 - 8:23 am | Permalink

    It had THREE plungers AND a laser? Rare. Probably a mutant.

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