“Joblot of used lighters
All of the lighters have been used at some stage but i have been collecting lighters for past 8 years and these have just sat in the wardrobe,
Some are electronic some ain’t
There are marks and scuffs on them and around them ,
Not sure how many of these will work although some of them are clicking ok and some are not
Various shapes and patterns + some have picture designs”
Delightful. And, of course, all guaranteed not to blow up and incinerate your hand and/or face if you try to use them?
“These are being sold as spares or repairs has i have not tested them so are all un-tested”
Ah yes, of course. NOT guaranteed to blow up and incinerate your hand and/or face.
But possibly will.
“No returns excepted”
Right.
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One of them is a cock. ONE OF THEM IS A COCK.
This one’s in Ilford. Hang ‘em off the back of your motor, mate, it’ll pull the birds like nobody’s business.
Incinerated faces are extra.
MrMoth beat me to it.
This place is getting more popular. Normally I’d have a few days to get a comment in like that but I’ll have to act fast from now on.
Been collecting lighters for the past 8 years… this is it? This paltry collection of various OH MY GOD ONE OF THEM IS A COCK.
Is this the same person who listed those empty fag packets earlier? Maybe they have a thing for smoking OH MY GOD ONE OF THEM IS A COCK.
You lot all seem to be obsessed with cocks!!!! There’s lots of other stuff in there; there’s a baseball cap, there’s a calculator type thingy, there’s a torso complete with tits and what looks like either a fadge or a cock OMG THERE’S A TORSO COMPLETE WITH TITS AND AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE EITHER A FADGE OR A COCK.
I’ve come back from the pub with more lighters than that – and I don’t even smoke…..