"paleet off untested sound lab equipment dj +other"

“hi i have pallet off soudlab dj euqipment selling spares reapir but lot untested mixed dj lighting mic mixers microphones heatind air conditioning lighting and more”

I’m impressed (by which I mean ‘horrified’, obviously).
You don’t normally get this level of illiteracy unless the auction ends with the line

“Posted with eBay Mobile”

However, this auction doesn’t even have that disclaimer, so by the looks of things it’s actually been slowly and laboriously tapped in on a normal keyboard. Tongue poking from corner of mouth, prominent brow muscles knotted like old discarded marine rope, dripping with sweat from the effort of wrestling with such lofty concepts as spelling and grammar, as fingers like joints of ham forcefully mash the keyboard into submitting the most basic representation of the English language possible…a truly Herculean effort. But whereas Hercules strangled snakes at birth, mstaniec1 probably stared at all the wriggling lines under his words in blank incomprehension.
Honestly, they must make Sylvester Stallone look like Brian Sewell.


Chief Constable Campbell Corrigan probably looks like Mavis Beacon in comparison and he’s not even got past the logon screen.

“over 50 items 3 pallets avalible you bidding on one pallet”

No. No, I’m not.
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  • Feral Techie
    March 11, 2011 - 11:32 am | Permalink

    “sum bastid said there was good stuff in this place we ripped off but all we got is this dj crap”

  • March 11, 2011 - 12:06 pm | Permalink

    Obveusly tieped on the kehboard listed below…..

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