“LOOOOOK”
NOOOOO.
Wait, hold on, haven’t we done this before?
“HI THIS PHONE HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAW FOR ABOUT A COUPLE MONTHS I HAVENT USED IT. I BOUGHT THIS PHONE FROM EBAY A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, I WAS TOLD IT WAS IN FULLY WORKING CONDITION AND THAT IT WAS UNLCKED, IT DIDNT COME WITH A CHARGER AND I DIDNT GET THE CHANCE TO BUY ONE SO I HAVENT TESTED IT.”
Blimey, you make a habit of this, don’t you?

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I really enjoy these “LOOOOOOOK” openings. Like the cry of the damned pleading with Satan for their very soul. Looook for the love of all that it holy Look at my Auction! I haven’t TEEEESTED IIIIIT!
Tempting.