"Car Stereos X 12"

“Assorted car stereos. Some CD some Cassette players. All work but most of them have faults. Not all. The faults are for example, the cd stuck inside, some buttons not working, fuse gone… Etc. But there are some which are in full working order.”

Would some of them have ripped cables, screwdriver-gouged fascias, missing keycodes and the odd shard of broken passenger-window glass in them too?

“Would suit a repair shop for parts, Or someone who wants to sell on for profit.”

Like your friendly neighbourhood crack-addict/carjacker?
Oh, hello.
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  • Men no me
    February 24, 2011 - 4:06 pm | Permalink

    You missed the kicker, “posted via eBay Mobile”.
    I am off to pepper him with “why do they have ripped out cables?” and “did you make the screwdriver scratch marks?” and “hey, that looks like my stolen radio!”

    • GigerPunk
      February 24, 2011 - 5:22 pm | Permalink

      Terrific. What’s that going to achieve apart from getting us sued?
      Ah yes, shits and giggles. Crack on.
      eBay would most certainly have nothing to do with stolen goods and we are certain this seller is the legal owner of all of these car stereos, being in no way responsible for car crime/vandalism, handling stolen goods or ‘broken Britain’.
      Also, they are most likely a fine upstanding member of their local community, as you would expect from their 100% ebay feedback rating (neutrals don’t count) and is in no way a crack addict as may have been previously intimated for purely humorous effect.
      For all we know, there’s a perfectly good reason for owning quite a large number of second-hand car stereos that you’d want to get shot of quickly and there’s nothing wrong with that.

  • CrispyF
    February 24, 2011 - 8:04 pm | Permalink

    Part of the fun is building up a back story for how a man ended up with 12 mostly knackered car stereo units in his possession which don’t involve any sort of theft or wrong doings.
    Mainly because it is so difficult to come up with anything.

  • February 25, 2011 - 3:05 pm | Permalink

    The one on the far bottom right is ENORMOUS.
    It’s as big as my dad’s AIWA Hi Fi
    It must’ve come from a lorry.

  • Hoopy
    February 25, 2011 - 4:35 pm | Permalink

    Left pile, second from top – I call happy face.

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