"Pioneer krp 500 plasma tv broken scrap damaged repair"


Today is now officially Steffan Harries Day on BitBroken, this slightly worrying beauty being his second submission in one day:
(Nice parquet floor, mind)

“PIONEER KRP 500A PLASMA TELEVISION SCREEN ONLY ( I DO NOT HAVE THE TUNER BOX OR REMOTE OR ANY CABLES ) FOR SPARES OR REPAIR”

No tuner, no remote, no cables and a broken screen. I’m assuming it probably doesn’t have speakers either (as they’re apparently optional on that model).
So, a TV you can’t tune in to any channels, can’t change channels (if there were any), can’t plug in, watch or listen to anything?
That’s less of a TV and more of a…wait… hold on… Only £499.99 Buy It Now?
Bargain.
Wonder if you still need a TV license?

“I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS HAS HAD A INSURANCE CLAIM PUT AGAINST IT SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME AS I HAVE PROVIDED THE ANSWER HERE
( TV WAS NOT MINE I BOUGHT AS IS TO SELL ON )”

Do we need to set up a ‘Potential Insurance Scam’ category?

“ALSO INTERESTED IN A KRP M01”

Broken or working?
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10 Comments

  • m fleming
    March 30, 2011 - 6:46 am | Permalink

    hello
    i have interesst in the tv tuner krp m01
    would you sell it to me ?
    kind regards

  • Ric
    March 30, 2011 - 9:30 am | Permalink

    WTF?!

  • Mattbot
    March 30, 2011 - 10:07 am | Permalink

    Yes I will sell it to you. The cost is £500,000 cash only. Deal?

  • Feral Techie
    March 30, 2011 - 10:53 am | Permalink

    I’ve seen more expensive coffee-table tops. But not many.

  • Yriy
    May 7, 2011 - 8:33 pm | Permalink

    |Hi .Mattbot.
    I will buy TV the tuner Pioneer KRP-M01.(Can be Used)

  • Mattbot
    May 8, 2011 - 12:22 pm | Permalink

    Perhaps the world was always this strange.

  • Hoopy
    May 9, 2011 - 9:51 am | Permalink

    Dear Mr Mattbott,
    I would very much like the Pioneer KRP-M01 tuner TV please thank you. Can I pick it up from YOUR house?
    Regards,
    Odd Internet Person
    PS Do you have children and a wife?

  • Mattbot
    May 9, 2011 - 12:59 pm | Permalink

    Nail on head there Hoopy. I assume these erm, potential buyers, are finding this via google. I’ll just pop in this: Bargain Pioneer KRP-M01 with free Pioneer KRP-M01.
    And now simply sit and wait for the lunacy.

  • Yriy
    May 10, 2011 - 9:35 am | Permalink

    Hi Mattbot .You can send mail to Russia? My email-
    orionkmw67@mail.ru

  • Daniel Rigsarby
    May 10, 2011 - 9:46 am | Permalink

    Dear Mr Mattbott
    We are in organization with client who need representative in foreing land.
    My client is crown prince of Munjabiland in Nigeria.
    My client wish to pay you 10000 pounds for transfer of 15 million to your account.
    Please send details of email and bank account so we can send you money and information.
    Sincerely regards
    Daniel Rigsarby (Chief Butler to Excelency Crown Prince).

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