“Mug to commemorate the wedding of Prince Charles to Lady Diana Spencer.
In good condition although box is a little damaged.”

More than a “little damaged” I think you’ll find, surely?
Oh, the mug.
Right.

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“I’m selling this has spares and repairs has you can see from the photo the picture doesn’t come on what u see is how the screen appears when it comes on ,there is sound,no refunds and must collect no timewasters”

Oh for heaven’s sake, there’s STILL people out there doing this?
I felt sure we were getting towards the bottom of the barrel but it appears deeper than I first thought. Someone grab my ankles, I don’t want to fall in.

Look 8327jeanette, if it’s broken, either pay someone to fix it for you or throw it out.
No sane person wants to buy a television set that has no picture and no sound. Especially one that looks like a negative 3-bar fire.
And If you do manage to find someone who wants one, how moral is it to take advantage of the mentally sub-normal like that?

“Posted with eBay Selling for iPhone”

I look forward to the time you drop/wash/tread on your iPhone and try to sell that.

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Working/faulty? Well, which is it?

“The problem with the ipod is the digitizer touch screen is cracked and doesn’t work and when i tried to open it up to see if a connection was loose the lcd got damaged but you can still see a small part of the top screen but it’s faint.”

Aaaaaand breathe…

“Please note because you carn’t use the touch screen it’s not possible to turn off the ipod,but i will go into sleep mode.”

Will you? Erm, Ok…

“The good points are the ipod still connects to itunes and still charges,so if you can fix the touch screen problem and lcd you should have a working ipod.”

Nice provisos there with if you can fix it and should have a working ipod. Almost as good as a guarantee, that.

“I will let the winning bidder restore it.

Well that’s very generous of you.

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“This staircase was specially made for a warehouse but could not be used due to fire escape regulations.”

Yes! This is now your opportunity to breach fire escape regulations, just like you’ve always wanted to do!

“The cost was £1500 when new.”

Yes, yes, ok. I’m sure it did.
It’s not new now though, is it?

“Overall Dimensions: 1.9m (h) x 1.9m (w) x 4.2m (l)”

Surely that should be Overall Dimensions: 1.9m (w) x 1.9m (l) x 4.2m (h)?
Or is it designed to be fitted going sideways rather than up/down? I can see why it breached fire regs now.

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“COULD WINNING BIDDER PLEASE CONTACT ME AS SOON AS THE AUCTION ENDS TO ARRANGE PICK UP AS THEY ARE TAKING UP SPACE IN THE HOUSE THANK YOU”

Yes, well that’s what happens when you don’t put stuff out for the binmen.
While you had it all on that tarp in the garden, why didn’t you gather up the corners and put it out for them on bin-day?
I mean, look, even the cat’s wondering why you’ve still got all this junk.

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