"Mobile phone accessories 1500+ pieces so 13p each!"

Fill your garage with unsellable tat for under £221!
Or, alternatively, you can look at it as 1 garage-full of junk for over 220 pounds (you must supply the garage)

“NEARLY 40 boxes.”

39 boxes.
Maybe 38?
I’d hazard a guess at somewhere between 35 and 39 anwyay.

“These items are new in their original box’s.”

Classic butcher’s apostrophe. Must be a market seller, I can just picture the neon peice’s of card all over his stall. Bargain’s!!! Barginz! Bargin’s!!

“GRAB A BARGAIN AT ONLY @13P PER ITEM.”

Providing you buy over 1500 of them.

“WE ARE SELLING THEM AT £2-5 EACH ON EBAY AT PRESENT AND SENDING THEM ALL OVER THE WORLD.”

Would be nice if you sent them to the people who bought them, rather than “all over the world”, but if wishes were horses, eh? We’d be rich in catfood and glue then, at least.

“THEY ARE NOT THE LATEST MODELS, BUT HEY AT 15P AND SELL 2/400P ITS A GOOD MONEY MAKER”

So good, in fact, they you’re finding you’d be better off trying to sell it all as a bulk sale at 13p per item.
Saves you having to rummage through the lockup to find that elusive unofficial mobile phone case you’ve just sold for £1.79 – Just a few more of those and you’ll be retired on a beach in Antigua, sipping cocktails with your suppertime dish at the end of your fishing line…
Living the dream!

“MAKE A FORTUNE”

Yes! You TOO can LIVE THE DREAM! – Have your own garage/lockup/spare bedroom filled with out-of-date junk you’ll never be able to sell on!

“NEED THE ROOM HENCE SILLY PRICE FOR THE LOT.”

Well, at least they’re honest about the price.
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