"IT MAY NEED SOME REPIAR WORKS AFTER YOU MESS WITH IT AFTER AWHILE!!!!!"

Looking sharp...
Found while browsing the other items for sale by the ebay seller “gamewurm” (98.6% Positive feedback) after ‘Larry’ submitted this horrific item to UK:R.
Thanks Larry! You just need to find a Teclast executive and you might be able to get a clean run across the whole network…

“PLEASE NOTE THAT ANY GAME CONSOLES,PERIPHERALS THAT ARE LISTED AS NON-WORKING ORDER. WILL NOT BE REFUNDED IT IS UP TO YOU TO READ AND UNDERSTAND THE DESCRIPTION”

So, that’d be the ever-so-helpful description that doesn’t tell you:

  • What’s wrong with it,
  • Whether the remote’s still included
  • What those mysterious pieces of tape on the front of it are for?
  • Hell, it’s missing the original controllers and even the Sharp logo from the front.
  • US $599.99? Bargain.
    (In the seller’s mind.)
    There’s a few people nattering about such an item here and a kind-of-wiki-page about it here if you’re particularly interested…
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    6 Comments

  • August 19, 2010 - 5:27 am | Permalink

    Aww, how can you not know who “Larry” is when you covered my shed the other week? 😀
    And coincidentally for that insane child who kept asking, No, I didn’t lose any Sonic games. And even if I did, I just need to go to the nearest Oxfam and pick up ten for 50p 😀

    • GigerPunk
      August 19, 2010 - 10:57 am | Permalink

      Well I didn’t know you were the Larry, I just thought you were a Larry – I’m not privy to the UK:Resistance mailbox so all I knew about you was what Zorg put on the post…which was “Larry.”
      But anyway, nice to ‘meet’ you and cheers for (indirect) pointer, anything that leads to posts other than cracked lcd’s or trodden-on-PSP’s has to be good, eh?

  • August 20, 2010 - 11:53 pm | Permalink

    My view keeps being drawn to the man’s trousers, and I keep wondering why he’s covered a table in splash-proof plastic sheeting. What’s he been DOING with his consoles?
    I’m trying to work out if he’s wearing trousers, jeans or tracksuit bottoms. Somehow that seems to be the key to the image. Where’s Robert Langdon when you need him?
    Hey Larry – nice Jet Set Willy video you did. 🙂

  • August 22, 2010 - 12:12 pm | Permalink

    Pleased to meet you too Sir! 😀
    If you ever need links to overpriced or pirate tat on eBay, let me know, I’m forever stumbling onto them.
    Also it’s worth checking out Amazon too. It’s amazing how high some sellers rake their stuff in. I’ve bought books from them in the past with “slight tear on the cover”. only to get it with no cover at all!!!

  • August 22, 2010 - 12:13 pm | Permalink

    Lol, thanks! you saw my Jet Set Willy video? ^_^

  • August 22, 2010 - 11:12 pm | Permalink

    The banyan tree bit cracks me up. If only because I bear the same mental scarring…
    😀

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