Monthly Archives: June 2010

UNKNOWN INCIDENT

"There is movement in the screen around the damage."

Ah, Slee B, my favourite film

Ideal for someone wanting to cut down on the amount of tv they watch.

“Absolute Bargain !!!”

Again? You keep using this phrase, I do not think it means what you think it means.

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UNKNOWN INCIDENT

"The controller has the usual wear and tear from normal usage."

That’s normal usage??? I’d hate to see what you class as heavy or abusive.

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UNKNOWN INCIDENT

"TV was places on floor mistakely corner of a table was being moved went into the LCD Screen of the TV and casued Damage to it"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pXKedRqTxE

as you can see in picture all wide shaded area, shows Backlight as no Picture was pluged In wher picture was taken.

No Picture was pluged in? Well that’ll be your problem them, try pluging the picture in.

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UNCATEGORISED

"Game Boy spears or repair"

Hit me baby one more...actually that's enough for now thanks.

Spears or repair?
Does this ‘spears’ option involve whittling of some kind? or Britney?
I think I’d rather the ‘repair’ option then.
Or maybe just the ‘not purchased at all’ option

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UNKNOWN INCIDENT

"The set powers and buzzes due to the impact."

subjected to a panasonic spin attack?

“Absolute Bargain !!!”

I really don’t need to say anything for this one, do I?

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HUMAN ERROR

"I STOOD ON IT BY MISTAKE AND CRACKED THE SREEN"

Stock! Image time!
Well I’m glad you said it was by mistake. I much prefer to think of you as a great big lumbering (not to say clumsy) giant, than some psychotic lunatic that enjoys deliberately stamping on psp’s for fun.

WILL COME IN THE BOX WITH ALL HAND MANUALS

What exactly IS a hand manual?
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HIJINKS UNKNOWN INCIDENT

"BROUGHT FROM NEW. 3/4 YEARS OLD. TV WORKS FINE BUT SCREEN DAMAGED."

incy wincey spider

I CAN HELP WITH DELIVERY FOR A SMALL FEE.

Or you could take it to the local tip for free.

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UNKNOWN INCIDENT

"YES THE SCREEN IS PARTALY SMASHED BUT I HAVE USED IT LIKE THIS FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS"

Ooooh, what a pretty flower!
All caps AND comic sans? Why sir, you are spoiling us!

“U CAN PLA GAMES OF THE MEMORY CARD”

(Works best with games that mainly use the left-hand side of the screen)

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UNKNOWN INCIDENT

"As you will see from the picture the item still works"

Taste the rainbow!
No, I can see from the picture that it’s buggered.
Or a rainbow’s thrown up over it.

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UNKNOWN INCIDENT

"JOB LOT BOX OF FAULTY/CRACKED LAPTOP SCREENS"

Yo. Where'd ev'rybody go?

The seller has not uploaded any pictures. Check the item description for details


Whoah. Now hang on a minute. Most people we see here have broken a screen and are selling that under the pretence you can buy an unbroken screen to ‘fix’ it with.
You’re actually just selling the broken screens?
So, I could buy these, find one that fits my tv (if i’m ‘lucky’, as you don’t give model numbers) and then have a broken-screened tv?
Um. wow.
/checks cups of tea
Someone must have spiked my cup with something, I’m sure of it.
This can’t make any sense in a sane world, can it?
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